i mourn the death of my terrapin
it has been a good pet for 5 years and will be dearly missed
watching it grow from a cute little thing to its current state, observing its weird ways of feeding and sleeping, and its extremely picky diet, it provided me with lots of laughter and entertainment in my hours of boredom
but now, it is gone
and it has to die in such a horrible and painful way

i am sorry pet

i hope you find peace in your terrapin heaven